Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Patience

Greetings good people

So apparently patience is a virtue....the definition of a virtue according to websters dictionary is A quality considered morally good or desirable in a person. Well I completely disagree with this definition. Patience according to me is not at all a quality....its basically driving in bombay.....its simply giving in to the fact no matter what I do...I cannot move. So patience is also not moving......my car has 5 gears and I don't remember the last time I used any gear after 2nd.........so patience driving a car and not using any other gear after 2nd.....writing this while in traffic.....so patience is blogging.......have made at least a dozen phone calls and pushed meetings......so patience is postponing meetings.......a rickshaw driver in front of me has cleaned his entire rick.....patience......so the point I am trying to make is that patience is not a virtue at all it is acting inert....remember law of inertia..... Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.....newton must have been driving at that time and applied breaks or crashed into another car....so in theory traffic was lesser during newtons time.....or he was just a bad driver.....who names a car montero anyway......so yeah coming back to patience the fact that after I post this all those who read this will either comment or not which again is patience.....as I have written a whole lot crap anyway and you have read it.....so to sum it up patience is about writing crap....reading crap....and responding to crap.....till the next time.....

P.S - I am still stuck in traffic which incidentally is also going to be my next film and its going to 3 hours....from bandra to andheri......